World Series - Games 1 and 2
The Red Sox are in the World Series, so of course most of New England is currently sitting with its collective head between its collective knees and breathing into its collective paper bag to keep from hyperventilating. You would think that a 2-0 lead would allow Red Sox Nation to relax. HA! we say! Relax! Red Sox Nation will not relax! Not until the final, winning, out is recorded, and all appeals by the South Koreans have been exhausted.

We started off the World Series where we wanted: As the underdog. Now after winning the first two games we realize that things might be going too well. We won't fall for it, however. Disaster is right around the corner. Actually, disaster has been tapping Red Sox players on the shoulder, with 8 errors in two games. But those crazy Red Sox turned around and gave disaster one of their patented multi-stepped, congratulatory handshakes. Last I saw, disaster was hanging out in the dug out smiling and letting its hair and beard grow long.

Whatever happens in the World Series, however, Red Sox Nation will always remeber how they Yanked the Yanks in the ALCS.

Go Sox! Stuff the Birds!