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URGENT, URGENT, URGENT: Johnny “Big Appleseed” Damon goes to the Dark Side. Sox CEO Larry “Let’em Go” Lucchino states: “On the bright side, Fenway’s locker room shower drain won’t clog as much”…On Dasher, On Flasher: When Santa goes bad…International Travel Tip: When visiting Mexico steer clear of display mannequins…Only four more shopping days until Generic Festive Day. Start panicking…In Dover, Pennsylvania it is once again okay to believe we are descendants of this…Here is our weekly Banana Boy update…International Travel Tip Part II: Stay off Norwegian buses. Quote: “There is a naked, drunk, difficult Finn causing trouble on board.”…Speaking of buses, I hope Damon won’t mind walking to work.