The Mockingbird Situation Gets Murkier, and More Frightening

Helpful Reader Leonard tells me the bird I'm having so much trouble with is the Eastern Mocking Bird, or Catbird - so-called because it will sometimes meow like a cat. I pray to God this isn't true. If it's a catbird, then I'm in big trouble and will have to watch my behind at all times.

To understand why I'm worried, you would have to read the wonderful story that Leonard wrote to me about how two catbirds ganged up on a kitten. It was posted here earlier in the day. Unfortunately, Leonard requested that I remove his story from the blog. So, there.