More Mockingbird Suggestions

From Helpful Reader Candace, she says it could be outside lights keeping the mockingbird awake. She says she was sleeping undisturbed one night when her husband woke her up to say a bird wouldn't stop chirping and was keeping him awake. She told him to turn off the outside flood lights, and when he finally did the bird quieted down. What I find amazing to the point of disbelief about her story, however, is that when he woke her up from a sound sleep to complain about the bird, she didn't bludgeon him to death with the clock/radio.