But What About Artificial Legislators?
Texas Christmas tree growers upset over use of artificial tree at the state house.

Artificial Tree Quote of the Day: The state's tree growers are up in arms and crying 'Bah Humbug' over the 15-foot polyvinyl chloride tree. [Blog's note: Is polyvinyl chloride a petroleum based product, at least?] [Blog's note 2: If polyvinyl chloride doesn't capture the true spirit of the holidays, what does?]